Saturday, November 27, 2010

Keep Off The Grass

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CEBU, Philippines -----
FireSign: There's something at the "grass" area of my "flower". 
Friend:  Are you serious about this? I'll ask hubby (her physician husband).
FireSign: No please! I'm not comfortable consulting "that part".
Friend: What could have caused it then?
FireSign: I don't have any idea. But I'm certain there is no foul play or forced entry.
Friend: Hahaha! Should everything you say in legal terms now? 
FireSign: Can you blame me? Foreclosure is all in my head.
Friend: Does it hurt? Or is it itchy?
FireSign: No to both. But there's a bump. I was bitten by a bee when I was kid. It looks like it.
Friend: So a "bee" has visited your "flower"? 
FireSign: Figuratively and literally, no! 
Friend: Where do you hang your undies? Maybe some ants have access to it.
FireSign: Good hypothesis! I'll transfer the drier area and place a signage.
Friend: A signage? 
FireSign: I'd place......... "Keep off the grass".
Friend: You are absolutely crazy! 
FireSign: I know. But that's what you love me for!

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